Fuck, Now There Are Two of You
Go the F to Sleep, Book #3
The third installment in Adam Mansbach's international best-sellingĀ Go the Fuck to SleepĀ series addresses, with radical honesty, the family implosion that occurs when a second child arrives
Adam Mansbach famously gave voice to two of parenting's primal struggles inĀ Go the Fuck to SleepĀ andĀ You Have to Fucking EatĀ - the often-imitated, never-duplicated pair ofĀ New York TimesĀ best sellers that ushered in a new era of radical honesty in humor books for parents. But what could possibly be left?
Parents - new, old, expectant, and grand - of multiple children already knew the answer. Adam discovered it for himself by having two more kids, less than two years apart.
Fuck, Now There Are Two of YouĀ is a loving monologue about the new addition to the family, addressed to a big sibling and shot through with Adam's trademark profane truth-telling. Gorgeously illustrated and chock-full of unspoken sentiments channeled directly from the brains of parents worldwide,Ā Fuck, Now There Are Two of YouĀ articulates all the fears and frustrations attendant to the simple, math-defying fact that two is a million more kids than one.
As you probably know by now, you shouldn't read it to a child.
Read the full series (or gift to new parents!): Go the Fuck to Sleep, You Have to Fucking Eat, Fuck, Now There Are Two of You, & Go the Fuck to College