Haiku, Ew!

Celebrating the Disgusting Side of Nature

Stop right there!

If you think poems about nature are all pretty flowers and rainbow sunsets, this book is not for you. If you can't handle giant whale farts, turn back right now. If you don't want to know how lobsters pee, do not read one word further. Seriously, if you open this book, you're going to find out the disgusting truth about where honey comes from!

All right, you're in charge. Don't say we didn't warn you . . .