{"product_id":"9781968043315","title":"Help! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS ITEM IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER ONLY AND WILL BE RELEASED ON 12 JANUARY \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e2027\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA body horror novel about the toxic for-profit US medical system and a guy who shits snakes.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdam has been shitting snakes for weeks; a secret he's kept from his partner, Darby. They've been building a life together despite multiple setbacks in having children, and after Darby finds out about the snakes, she is supportive as can be - considering she's terrified of snakes. The doctors, on the other hand, don't buy it. They gaslight Adam, telling him he probably just needs to change his diet and exercise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs his condition worsens, countless doctors tell him there is nothing to worry about, and Darby might be pregnant... So Adam hatches a plan to expel the snakes and prove to his doctors once and for all he is not full of shit - he's full of snakes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA Kafka-inspired novel for today's irreal-era,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eHelp! I Can't Stop Shitting Snakes\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis an address to the faults of the medical system and to the sanctity of true love. A gross yet endearing novel equally full of shit as it is of heart.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bettendorf, Michael","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47931689369854,"sku":"9781968043315","price":17.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/1532\/4335\/files\/Help_I_Cant_Stop_Shitting_Snakes.png?v=1780509627","url":"https:\/\/wanderingraccoonbooks.com\/products\/9781968043315","provider":"Wandering Raccoon Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}