{"product_id":"9781800963870","title":"Fairytales for Privileged Children","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS ITEM IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER ONLY AND WILL BE RELEASED ON 22 SEPTEMBER 2026.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLittle Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund \u0026amp; Other Premium Tales\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom \"Little Red Prada Hood\" to \"The Golden Fabergé Egg\", award-winning British comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales for privileged adults.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eOnce upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children ...\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn his second book, Daniel Foxx looks to beloved, classic fairytales for inspiration and finds wonderful stories of even more privileged children.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket; aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes; the two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results; and The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is - quite frankly - booming.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWicked, funny, and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's wonderful stories of pomp and privilege make the perfect gift for your most extravagant friend, or a cozy, relatable read for yourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Foxx, Daniel","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48199949746430,"sku":"9781800963870","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/1532\/4335\/files\/Fairytales_for_Privileged_Children.png?v=1779505750","url":"https:\/\/wanderingraccoonbooks.com\/products\/9781800963870","provider":"Wandering Raccoon Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}