{"product_id":"9781250427434","title":"The Secret Lives of Zombie Wives","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS ITEM IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER ONLY AND WILL BE RELEASED ON 02 FEBRUARY \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e2027\u003c\/span\u003e.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Secret Lives of Zombie Wives\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis an unhinged horror novella creating the perfect intersection between trad wives and girl dinners, where\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eShaun of the Dead\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003emeets Martha Stewart.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatricia is a reformed zombie.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's also an influencer - the wholesome, homey, traditional values kind - a career built up with the help of her husband, Ralph. Cooking, shopping, and hanging out with her friends; most days, it's easy to forget she's even dead, so long as she takes her antifungal medication. But when a zombie horde starts approaching her fenced community, Patricia comes face to face with memories of an era of her life she thought she'd left behind.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerhaps life with overbearing Ralph isn't quite as perfect as she'd hoped, and maybe everyone kind of has the wrong idea about the zombie horde - they're not frightening, they're beautiful to Patricia, and they prompt her to embrace her true, authentic self.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnfortunately for Ralph, this involves eating his brain on livestream.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Truelove, Barbara","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48390695518462,"sku":"9781250427434","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/1532\/4335\/files\/Zombie_Wives.png?v=1781796471","url":"https:\/\/wanderingraccoonbooks.com\/products\/9781250427434","provider":"Wandering Raccoon Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}