{"product_id":"9780374394011","title":"This Is Not a Christmas Book* (*This Is a Book about Rocks)","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHIS ITEM IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER ONLY AND WILL BE RELEASED ON 01 SEPTEMBER 2026.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA funny and fresh holiday picture book from\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e#1\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e-bestselling author Jory John and award-winning illustrator Pierre Collet-Derby\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estarring a rock-loving lizard who has no interest in being the hero of a Christmas story.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is NOT a Christmas book.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust so you know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust so we're clear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a book about rocks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut . . . wait. Hold on. Why is there an elf behind that piece of granite over there? And what are those reindeer doing? And who's this guy with a twinkle in his eye? Santa?!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMaybe this isn't a book about rocks after all.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWill a very serious, rock-loving lizard be able to find his holiday spirit?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis laugh-out-loud picture book will bring some extra sparkle (and giggles) to the most wonderful time of the year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"John, Jory","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":47931665940734,"sku":"9780374394011","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0556\/1532\/4335\/files\/This_is_Not_a_Christmas_Book.png?v=1773782328","url":"https:\/\/wanderingraccoonbooks.com\/products\/9780374394011","provider":"Wandering Raccoon Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}